一位美女整形后不久，到警察局投訴，警察問：你變得更美麗了為何投訴？！
美女說：我要求變得更成熟些，現在人人見我都說我年輕了十幾歲！
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不論你動不動音樂，不論你是否聽的懂英文，傾聽美妙的音樂，舒緩你的心情，一樣可以美容，省下整形的銀子，really!
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推薦一首好聽的英文歌曲：《WE ARE ONE》
we are one kelly Sweet - We Are One Didn't need to ask Don't know the reason Everything that I believe Is right here Not thinkin' bout tomorrow Couldn't catch it if I tried World is spinning too fast So I'll wait 'til it comes to me I am you You are me We are one Take me in your arms And flow through me I'll flow through you Steal my breath away Cause I'm so moved by you Deeper than I ever thought Was possible, was possible, it's everything, oh Difference between me and you It's all in where your heart lies And every day's another chance So let's get it right I am you You are me We are one Take me in your arms And flow through me I'll flow through you Did you lose yourself out there Did you lose faith and give up Don't turn away and hide yourself Cause there's a friend to make along the way We are the heartbeat and our souls speak And all the beauty I have ever dreamed Is right here in front of me, oh Is right here in front of me, oh I am you And you are me We are one Take me in your arms And flow through me I'll flow through you -
奶奶問：電波拉皮是啥？
好吃不？貴不貴？哪里有賣？
她把電波拉皮和拉皮混為一談了 -
芙蓉姐姐說：自從我整形以后，大家對我更崇拜了，輩份都有所增加，以前大家叫我芙蓉姐姐，現在，叫我芙蓉奶奶，喔噻！咪咪整形，我最愛！ 女人之中，我最大！！
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冬天，下雪了，我夢到了白雪公主，她剛剛從韓國做整形回來…
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這年頭，豬比人臭美多了，體型好的豬價格高的多呀。人體型再好，頂多是個狐貍精，吸引幾個眼珠子而已。前天聽人說，有個豬場的老板給他的豬做了個整形外科整形外科醫師給做的，被人收為寵物了
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google都知道吧？
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自古英雄愛美人，可古代美人不知道有醫學美容，如果有，那么西施就沒啥可臭美的了
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有哪一個不愛美的人？豬都知道美
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